TUKMOL ---- a filipino word for stupid or dumb as*
i am working on a pill.
indication: tukmolism, clue-for-the-clueless syndrome
mode of action: mainly affects central nervous system to realize what one is missing. secondary action, triggers neurons to make sure that the tail is cut off before making any move. other action, stimulates perception and makes one say duh-howcome-i-was-such-an-idiot-all-these-time
pharmacokinetics: oral--- reaches peak concentration on sundays. half-life, 7 days
dosing: 0.25mg po q w (1 tablet once a week). dosage form: tablet
adverse effects: wakefulness, euphoria, may cause palpitations and increased heart rate
animal studies: 81.76486% of the rats showed they can do better without their tails especially when the cats are around.
it is still an investigational drug. i don't have a name for the drug yet. any suggestions?
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